July 10, 2010

Swaddled

Now this gave me such a tickle when I saw it! Poor little kitty! But then I was thinking, what a wonderful way of keeping an especially naughty little one under wraps, so to speak, hehe. Keeping them wrapped up snuggly and firmly so they can not squirm or misbehave or, heaven forbid, try and touch their little weewee in their diaper (like they try to do so very often, tsk tsk). So after an afternoon, or even a full day and night of being bound and denied of any […]
July 4, 2010

Vacation

It is vacation time. I know I need one, and I’m sure most of you do too. I haven’t been on a vacation for years! YEARS!!! This year is different though, I’m taking one darn it! And even if it turns out to be the worst vacation ever, I don’t really care, because at least I got away for a couple of weeks. I am very much looking forward to it. Roll on summer, roll on! Anyway, where are some of you going? Any place exotic? Or have you been […]
July 4, 2010

Only In California

One great thing about living where I live is running into people like this: One thing is for certain, you have to be very sure of yourself to go out in public with something like this on.  From this angle it makes you wonder where he has the American Flag attached. *giggle*  Especially with a g-string on.  He has it rigged onto the small of the g-string.  Where did you think he had it? SILLY! *giggles* Jenna 1-888-430-2010
July 3, 2010

Happy Fourth!

Can you believe it? It’s the fourth already! Hope everyone is having a great time – picnics, barbeques, sprinklers and pools, and of course fireworks (I personally look forward to the water balloon fights)! But remember to be safe and take it easy on the “adult” drinks (or as one Abie says, adult apple juice, hehe). Happy Fourth of July!! Mommy Maggie 1*888*430*2010
July 3, 2010

Destressing Night Planned

Today is a very stressful day. I have a lot to do in a very short amount of time. I know this happens to all of us at one point or another. Big day tomorrow, so I have to prepare a lot of food today, but tonight will be time just for me. I plan on taking a long hot bubble bath, with candle light, and some soft music. I just hope I don’t fall asleep in the tub, that just would not be good. That will have to wait […]
June 26, 2010

A Lesson in Beauty

One of my favorite things to do when teaching little sissies and girls the wonders of being feminine is to take them to the beauty salon for a pedi and mani. There’s something about getting the nails done in a pretty cotton candy or perhaps a harlot red that makes one feels so girlie. They also get to benefit from all the beauty tips and lessons that the technicians can pass along to them – from make-up tips to skin care to hair styling ideas. Of course that is after […]
June 23, 2010

To My Grandmother

All the things you used to do Cooking dinner on Sunday Making homemade stew Sitting for hours Telling us tales Of how poor Jonah Was swallowed by the whale Working in your garden Pulling all the weeds Wiping sweat from your brow And gently planting seeds You are a special Grandma One that we adore You taught us right from wrong And so very much more. Grandma I remember When you would sing a song You would encourage Us all to sing along And you would sit and rock And […]
June 23, 2010

Need To Get Back To Happy

I’m in a terrible mood today and I really need to shake it off, but I don’t know how, or even if I want to. Sometimes being in a foul mood feels good. I know that’s contradictory but it’s true. There is something comforting about misery, and as the saying goes misery loves company. Now I just need to find a bunch of people who feel the way I do and hang out with them. It will be heaven. The problem is if you allow yourself to wallow too long […]
June 22, 2010

The Fieldmouse

Where the acorn tumbles down, Where the ash tree sheds its berry, With your fur so soft and brown, With your eye so round and merry, Scarcely moving the long grass, Fieldmouse, I can see you pass. Little thing, in what dark den, Lie you all the winter sleeping? Till warm weather comes again, Then once more I see you peeping Round about the tall tree roots, Nibbling at their fallen fruits. Fieldmouse, fieldmouse, do not go, Where the farmer stacks his treasure, Find the nut that falls below, Eat […]
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