June 20, 2010

OH MUH GAWD!

Look, look, LOOK! This lovely piece of sweet goodness is called a Banoffee Pie! MUST….MAKE…..PIE! This thing almost makes me weep with pure want. It’s a mixture of Dulce de Leche and Banana Cream. Good GOD! I know what I am making tomorrow, and you know what? I think you should make it too, so we can all put on 20 lbs. together, as a team, we will be fat, happy and full! Here is the recipe for you: Crust * 1 cup(s) graham cracker cookie crumbles * 1/2 cup(s) […]
June 20, 2010

The Night Sky

One of my favorite things to do is to go out into our yard at night, lay on my back and look at the night sky. In the quiet calm of the dark with just the stars shinning above me I can relax and day dream. The sky is so vast and beautiful, and it makes me feel so small sometimes, but it also comforts me when I’m stressed. For the last few days I have been feeling just that way, stressed. So last night I went out into the […]
June 19, 2010

Potty or Torture Chair?

Ok, I have to admit it; I have a fascination with interesting and unusual antiques, items, and old pieces. So it’s no surprise that this old potty chair caught my eye. The fact that there are  straps really peak my interests. Such diabolical torture that must have been taken place in this chair – makes me all a giggle, hehehehe! I’m thinking a triple dose of castor oil and then strap them down for the day! Perhaps even a strategical placement in the public eye!   Mommy Maggy 1*888*430*2010
June 19, 2010

Sore Hiney Blues

This is the official song of the slow pokes of the world. It’s called the Sore Hiney Blues: When the road is feeling rocky And you know you’ve paid your dues When your knees are feeling knocky You’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby You know you’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues The SAGS, they got pretzels And Watermelons too, But when my hineys hurting They say, WE CAN’T HELP YOU! The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby […]
June 18, 2010

Bunnie Love

My secret love are bunnies.  I love everything about them, except their lil bunnie poop that is.  When I was a little girl I used to collect bunnie figurines.  I still have some of them, packed away of course, I’m a bit old to have bunnies all over my house.  Might come across as a bit psychotic, right?  This is one of my favorite bun bun pictures.   Look how cute! Jenna 1-888-430-2010
June 12, 2010

Rhumba Bras

I love Rhumba panties, especially when they are worn with Rhumba Bras. What is a Rhumba bra you ask, take a look. I would wear this. It’s beautiful isn’t it? This is something someone could wear on their wedding night. I would wear it on mine, if I ever get married that is lol. I keep waiting for my boyfriend to ask me, but I guess it will take awhile. Maybe instead of wearing this for my wedding I should just put it on for him along with some rhumba […]
June 11, 2010

Tree Envy

So what can I say about this – I mean seriously (between all my giggles and snickers). If this doesn’t give you little ones penile envy and a severe inferiority complex, I don’t know what will, LOL! I know, you keep pulling your diaper out so you can look down at that itty bitty thing in there, then look back up at this picture – then back down and back at the tree. And THAT, my little darling, is the difference between a grown-up peepee and that teeny tiny little […]
June 11, 2010

GO USA!

*puts on cheer leading uniform* We are the(USA) (Audience) Rock your boat We’re feeling fine (Audience) Rock your boat You mess with us (Audience) Rock your boat We’ll blow your mind (Audience) Rock your boat Bang Bang choo-choo train, you let us up we’ll do our thang. We know karate, we know kung-fu you mess with us we’ll mess with YOU! *does a back flip, tumble tumble, split…shakes pom-poms* GO TEAM US AT THE 2010 FIFA WORLD CUP! Stacie 1-888-430-2010
June 11, 2010

a diaper and a movie

There are so many new movies coming out to see this summer. From Marmaduke to Toy Story 3, The Karate Kid and even Ramona and Beezus. It just might be time to rethink dinner and a movie and make it diaper and a movie. That would be a more accurate description of a movie trip with Mommy. That way you don’t miss one moment of the movie that you can’t pause or rewind to catch back up on. Plus you won’t have to deal with public bathrooms, and that is […]
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