July 28, 2011

Kid’s Books that Never Made It…

Ok, well I was looking for some interesting books and I came across this –     It brought a big ol’ smile across my face, so I thought I’d share (aren’t you glad, hehe?).  I don’t know why they didn’t make it to the publish pile; I thought they were quite informative!  Now show of hands, who would have liked these little gems on the book shelf?   Your Naughty AB Mommy Maggy Connoisseur of the naughty and fun books 1*888*430*2010
August 28, 2010

Kitty in a Box

Ok, once again I am finding myself saying  “Awwwwww!”, but now it’s also followed with a big grin and a chuckle.  Seems our wittle kitties have grown and graduated for cups to boxes, hehe.  These two are trouble makers, I can see it in their cute little twitching noses.  Mommy kitty must have her paws full with these two!  I wonder if she has a little kitty paddle to deal with them, lol! Mommy Maggie 1*888*430*2010
May 16, 2010

A New Twist

Mother May I, you ask all day, Mother May I, none stop you say, Mother May I, do this and that, Mother May I, play with the cat, Mother May I, rings in my ear, Mother May I, as morning nears, Mother May I, I hear in my head, Mother May I, I’ve come to dread, Mother May I, I hear in my sleep, Mother May I, just repeats an repeats, Mother May I, again you say, Mother May I, each and everyday, Mother May I, you loudly scream, Mother May I, haunts my dreams, Mother May I, you ask with respect, Mother May I, I vigorously object! Hush now, My dear young lad, Mother grows tired, an quit mad, Mother May I, is driving me insane, Mother May I, will those words ever wane, Mother May I, No you may Not! Mother’s beginning to loose her cool, And seeks to find some useful tools, Gags and chloroform should do the trick, But only after 20 or so licks, I lock the lid to playpen your in, Looking down upon you, I give you a grin. In hopes not to hear, Those words again! Mother May I, I call you up? Yes, You May, if you got the bucks! Dial the no that is shown, 1 888 430 2010 -n- Prepare to grovel at My Throne! Mizz Rebecca
December 18, 2008

Merry X Mas

If you ask me they should all have there diapers on. *giggles* May you be blessed with bad timing! *giggles* What do you get when you cross a pickle with a reindeer? A Dill Doe *giggles* Merry X Mas everyone 🙂 Mommy Lexus has spankings ready for all the bad abdl and diaper lovers out there. *grins* Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
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