May 20, 2013

ABy Bath Time!

Guess what time it is? Its bath time! Hehehe, now don’t get all squirmy, I know you love bath time! Come on now, get in the bathroom, you’re not getting out of this, ‘cause if your mommy comes home and you’re still all stinky, I’m gonna get in trouble! Here, I got the tub all nice and warm for you and I put in some bubble bath. Go on now, hop in. See, doesn’t that feel good? You can play with your rubber ducky while I use this nice wash cloth to scrub you all over. I have to make sure I wash your peepee and your bottom real good too hehehe. Lets make sure that little hole is squeaky clean! And after bath time I’ll rub your extra special ABy lotion all over and leave you nice and soft. If you’re a good boy then before I close up your diaper I’ll give you a special bed time peepee rub too. Bath time’s not so bad, now is it? xoxo Samantha 888.430.2010
January 7, 2013

Spanking Season

I’ve had to do a lot of spanking lately… not that I mind hehehe! I don’t know what it is but something has definitely gotten into my ABies and they’ve been misbehaving left and right, maybe it’s because of all the spoiling they got during the holidays.Regardless I’ve of course been doing what a babysitter does best… give out bottom burning spankings! Just the other day I was babysitting little ABy Kenny and I was giving him a special diaper rub while he took his bottle and he kept trying to squirt in his diaper before I said he was allowed to. I told him, he better cut it out or he would get a spanking to calm him down. Well of course, he couldn’t control himself and I had to pinch his leg to stop him from shooting. You can guess what happened next – I turned him over my knee and yanked down his diaper and gave him a spanking on his naughty bottom! Are you having trouble being a good boi? Don’t worry, I’ll straighten ya out with firm spanking! xoxo Samantha 1.888.430.2010 “
August 15, 2010


How many of you drink this stuff? I have tasted it and gosh, not the best stuff on earth lemme tell ya. Granted when I tasted it it was years ago, and I’m not going to go out and buy some just to taste it. I know not everyone drinks this stuff, most of you stick to Milk or Juice, and I can see why after tasting this stuff. Now some of you have told me that the taste has improved greatly. And I have to say I certainly hope so. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
July 25, 2010


I have been babysitting this weekend, and one of the things we are going to do tomorrow before they leave is play some board games. I haven’t played board games for years! Because there is a reason they are called ‘bored’ games. HA! Anyway, I will be playing Candy Land, Sorry, and some other sort of game, not sure which yet because they haven’t made up their minds yet. So tomorrow when you are going back to work for the dreaded first day of the week. Think of me, pulling my hair out while I play a ‘bored’ game, yeah see, makes Monday not seem so bad for you…doesn’t it??? Stacie 1-888-430-2010
June 11, 2010


*puts on cheer leading uniform* We are the(USA) (Audience) Rock your boat We’re feeling fine (Audience) Rock your boat You mess with us (Audience) Rock your boat We’ll blow your mind (Audience) Rock your boat Bang Bang choo-choo train, you let us up we’ll do our thang. We know karate, we know kung-fu you mess with us we’ll mess with YOU! *does a back flip, tumble tumble, split…shakes pom-poms* GO TEAM US AT THE 2010 FIFA WORLD CUP! Stacie 1-888-430-2010
April 25, 2010

Sweet as Sweet Can Be

I think this is soooooooooooooo cute, and precious!  I want it sooooooooo badly. *giggle*  I can just see you standing there wearing it, thinking I’m not home yet, and I catch you! HAHAHA! This reminds me of Vegas, Vegas Show Girl Sissy.  I can see you having to prance around in front of me and my friends in this, ears and all. *giggle* Jenna 1-888-430-2010
March 26, 2010

3 Minute Brownies

I made these and I have to say..YUUUUUUMMMMY! Nothing says yum like a brownie….actually I guess if brownies could say anything at all it would be more along the lines of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH as you bite into them. Thank Goodness they actually don’t do that! And even if they did I would still stuff them into my mouth with ever maddening glee! Who would of thought eating a brownie could be come such a deviant act. Me of course! Enjoy *shoves the last pleading and screaming bit of chocolate goodness into my mouth.* Stacie 1-888-430-2010
March 7, 2010

Taking Care Of You

Yeah, yeah, I know I’m the evil babysitter. It’s what I am and what I do, BUT I do have a soft side….on occasion. I mean not all of you are bad are you? I didn’t think so, but who knows maybe you are. Which is fine by me, but I have to say, it’s nice to get a call from a good boy or girl once in awhile, so I don’t have to be so strict and discipline all the time. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
January 3, 2010

Nursery Rhymes

Sometimes when I get a call I am asked to repeat Nursery Rhymes or read Stories to the abies and sissys. I have to say, I really enjoy doing this. It gives the feeling of me being there, holding them on my lap, or sitting up right on the bed as they lay there sucking on their paci and holding their favorite stuffed toy. Do you have a favorite Nursery Rhyme that you like to hear? Give me a call and we can have some special time together before you go ni ni. Hugs and Kisses, Stacie 1-888-430-2010
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