December 23, 2010

Christmas Birds

Awwwww!!! Aren’t they just the cutest thing! Quite the fashion statement these penguins are making! I think they are just trying to get in Santa’s good graces hoping that he will bring them a couple of really big pails of fish, hehehe. Think it’ll work? I personally think they have earned a crate full of fish, LOL! Well anyways, I hope everyone has a Happy Christmas and can stay warm like our two little friends here! P.s. what’s black and white and red all over? Sorry, I couldn’t resist 😛 […]
December 18, 2010

A Visit with Santa

Mommy has a special surprise for youabie! Today we are going to the mall and see a very special elf! Yes, that’s right, Santa Claus himself!  Now no crying or being naughty, and yes you have to sit on his lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.  (never you mind all the kids and mommies pointing and giggling at you)  And if you behave yourself maybe he will give you a special paci with a candy cane at the end instead of a nipple.  Wouldn’t that be fun […]
December 18, 2010

Christmas Music

When I was small my dad would break out the Dean Martin, Bing Crosby and Johnny Mathis records, among others and play the heck out of them every Christmas.  I used to think I can’t wait until I grow up and can play what I want to play at Christmas.  Funny thing is I have ended up playing the same stuff, but in mp3 and CD version.  I wonder if some day I will hear one of my kids tell me to put something else on please like I used […]
December 18, 2010

Favorite Christmas Type Character

Everyone loves Santa…except maybe if he has an ex-wife, then I guess she doesn’t love him all that much. Anyway, who is your favorite Christmas character, it can be from a book, a play, a song, you get the idea. I wonder if you can guess who mine is..go on…take a guess. 100 points to you if you picked this guy: This is the Ghost of Christmas Present. Isn’t he awesome? I think so. Leave it to Dickens to incorporate Death into a story about turning your life around. When […]
December 11, 2010

He’s Making a List, Checking Twice…

Ok, so this brings a whole new spin on the jolly ol’ elf thing!  But I thought it was both cute and a bit unsettling, which I like, so naturally I wanted to share. (Isn’t that we’re taught to do anyway – to share?  Take note Santa 😉 ).  Hmmm, I can think of a few things to do with the end of that AK-47, hehe.  Shhhh!   Don’t tell Santa, lest I end up on his naughty list! Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
December 4, 2010

Dreamland

This has got to be my all time favorite lullaby!  If you get a chance, you should really check it out! (here’s the link to it on YouTube – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcfVNKrxmZ0&feature=fvw ) Dreamland (by Mary Chapin Carpenter) Sun goes down and says goodnight Pull your covers up real tight By your bed we’ll leave a light To guide you off to dreamland   Your pillows soft your bed is warm Your eyes are tired when day is done One more kiss and you’ll be gone On your way to dreamland   […]
November 27, 2010

Play Date

I always get a devilish little smirk on my face when you tell me your friends are coming over to play video games or what have you. You think I’m oblivious to their looks, their stares. On the contrary, every move I make is deliberate, calculated. The way I saunter past the t.v., swaying my hips from side to side in my tight little shorts. The way my hand lingers on one of their arms, slowly drifting down and across their hand. The way I bend at the waist when […]
November 21, 2010

Diaper Sex!

Cum play with me, Little Girl Mandy. There are a few things in life I love. One is Diapers! And besides from wearing my diaper it is having some diaper sex with you! Yes, You! *points at you* Where are all my like minded Diaper Lovers that wants to have some down right, hot, wet, messy, diaper sex? I miss you and I am sooooo wet and sooooo horny! Cum rub your diaper next to mine!!!! Mandy’s Waiting by the Phone, 1 888 430 2010
November 15, 2010

There's a New Cook In the Cafeteria

Good morning, staff and students. We have a brand new cook. And that’s why our lunch menu will have a brand new look. To make a good impression, our cook’s prepared a treat: your choice of snapping turtle soup or deep-fried monkey meat. If you’re a vegetarian, we have good news today: she’s serving pickled cauliflower and jellyfish soufflé. And for dessert our cook has made a recipe from France: I’m sure you’ll all want seconds— of chocolate-covered ants. I hope you like this gourmet feast. I hope you won’t […]
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