May 23, 2010

My Brothers Manhood

Okay so my brother has a very tiny penis. He tries and stuffs his underwear when my girlfriends come over. But I can be quit cruel and call him out on this. So the other day when my BFF came over (he has the biggest crush on her) I noticed how incredibly large he was looking *giggles* So I decided it was time to play a game. I whispered to him that Ashley was a diaper lover, he got so excited I think he wet himself and that she really […]
May 22, 2010

Finger Painting

I was looking around for finger paints, and look what I came across!  Isn’t it fabulous?  The art work is so intricate and life like, you almost forget that there is just a hand under all that paint and not gloves of some sort.  Can you imagine how long something like that takes to complete?  This beats a hand puppet any day of the week!  All I know is if it were me, I would have plastic gloves on to keep them unspoiled, and not wash my hands for a […]
May 16, 2010

Lil’ Kitchen Helper

So, I’m preparing to make some Portuguese sweet bread, and I was thinking wouldn’t it be great if I had a little kitchen helper here with me. We could have matching aprons, and you could help me gather all the ingredients and bring them to the table. Once all the ingredients have been mixed, you can help me kneed the dough until it is just right. You would look so cute with flour smudged across your face and on your nose! Then once it has risen, and is ready to […]
May 8, 2010

Super Moms Everywhere

We all know what tomorrow is, don’t we? Hope all you little ones have something special planned for your mommies, ‘cause I wouldn’t want to be you if you don’t! All year she takes care of you and nurtures you and anticipates your every need and want. All without a thank you or a single acknowledgment of her tireless efforts day in and day out! (Are all of you feeling guilty yet? Hehe) So here’s to all you super moms everywhere! Keep the cape in the closet today and take […]
May 2, 2010

Happy Mother’s Day

Next Sunday is Mother’s Day, so don’t forget to show that special mommy in your life how very much you love and appreciate her! Flowers, a card, breakfast in bed, taking her out for dinner are all good ways to show her this. But don’t forget to give her a great big hug and kiss as well!! And to all those special mommies and nannies and grannies and sitters over at Phone-a-Mommy – HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!! Gina 1*888*430*2010
May 2, 2010

Sissy Punishment

Sometimes I am not so nice. My sweet disposition and loving nature goes right out the window. It is replaced by something a lot more stern and demanding. Everyone makes mistakes, and will be forgiven for that mistake. That is the way it is supposed to be. However, keep repeating the same one over and over again, and do not learn by that mistake, then appropriate action can and will be taken. I am not above taking someone over my knee or making that person lean over a sofa or […]
April 27, 2010

I Like Being A Woman

I like being a Woman. Why? I can cry. I can hug. I can talk to friends I can be soft. I can be strong. I can wear my heart on my sleeve. I can smell pretty. I can sweat. I can take joy in the feel of cashmere. I can romp around in jeans. I can cook. I can not feel like cooking. I can get teary eyed over a movie. I can defend what is right. I can help others. I can offer a hand to a child. […]
April 24, 2010

The Perfect Tushie Cover

I saw this and I almost died! It is just adorable, isn’t it? I have a special little sissy of mine that this would be perfect for. Pair it up with a frilly little sissy dress and a seven layer petticoat, and we are good for a fun day at the park, wouldn’t you say? And when she jumps rope, her dress will come flying up, petticoats and all, and show everyone what a perfect little tushie cover she is wearing! Lovely, simply lovely! Mommy Maggie 1*888*430*2010
April 18, 2010

On Top of Spaghetti…

Ok, this was one of my favorites when I was a kid – tell me if you remember it: On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese. I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table, it rolled on the floor, And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door. It rolled in the garden and under a bush, And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush. The mush was as tasty as tasty could be, And early next summer it grew to a […]
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