March 24, 2013

Learning Lessons

I’ve told you about a ten times that you need to keep your bedroom tidy! And we both know that I do NOT like to repeat myself. In fact, normally I don’t. But you said “Please Mommy,” “I’m sorry, Mommy,” “I promise I’m gonna get it done right now, Mommy,” and now here we are. Toys all over the floor, baby blankets all rumpled up everywhere. I just don’t know what I’m going to do with you. Don’t you start with me now – no, no, no. There’s no time […]
March 22, 2013

The Rules of Chocolate

In honor of the Easter Bunny coming with a basket full of yummy chocolates, I thought I would post some fun rules as they pertain to said chocolate.  So without further ado, I bring you…. THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE: If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The […]
March 17, 2013

Mean Mommy

You think i am such a sweet mommy don;t you but you soon find out that is not the case.Dropped off thinking that you would get to do anything and whatever you want right guess what you are very wrong and soon find that out.When left in the care of Victoria its over the knee spankings,left in wet diapers or messy if i desire not too thrilled at changing messy ones so i guess that will stay on you until your other mommy or granny shows up.Diaper rash pfft you […]
March 16, 2013

Pretty Pink Toes

Obviously I’m the cutest Princess in the whole world, from my pretty silky hair, all the way down to my adorable little toes! So of course my sweet lil toes need to be worshipped just like the rest of me. That means that today we get to play a special game while I babysit you… its called Princess Pedicure Time!! I get to sit back and get nice a cozy while you get to work on my tootsies. Soak them in a warm bubble bath, but it better not be […]
March 15, 2013

Pretty Sissy

I love taking my little sissy out dress shopping – especially for her special Easter dress.  Now the stores are always filled with such pretty, frilly dresses that it’s hard to pick just one for Easter Sunday – so naturally I always end up getting two or three sissy dresses.  And of course what’s the point of splurging on all those ruffle-y sissy dresses if we don’t have a mini fashion show, hehehe.  Mind you, her little Easter outfits aren’t complete until I have her bottom thickly diapered and darning […]
March 9, 2013

Surprise Sissy Baby Make Over

I love surprising someone when I inform them of their new role of not just an abie, but of a sissy baby! I tell them that they are the guest of honor at a baby shower, and lead them to their newly decorated nursery, complete with a pink crib and all the frilly trimmings! They have the most cutest, dumbfounded looks on their faces when they realize that this is going to be their new life, hehe. I just pat them on their heads, take them by the hand, and […]
March 3, 2013

Rubber Pants for Messy Diaper ABies

When you’re the kind of adult baby sitter that I am, you don’t always change those messy adult diapers as soon as they’re full… usually ‘cause I’m too busy having my own kind of naughty mess hehe. But that’s not the point, the point is that when you don’t change diapers right away and they keep getting filled, well, eventually that diapers gonna start to leak – YUCK! Now, you could put more diapers on ‘em, that’s fun too, but takes time, so when I’m in a hurry I like […]
February 28, 2013

Touching Silk

I know and saw how you watched as i moved across the floor watching every step i made you love silk stockings don’t you lil one your eyes gets all big and bright and shines like brand new buttons.The mouth falls open the drooling starts running down your chin can’t help yourself can you its so evident that you want to get closer to me.I sit in the chair and look at you still drooling i snicker to myself thinking i will see what else you do next since your […]
February 28, 2013

Mean AB Mommy Lexus

Mean Mommy Lexus… I just don’t know how I’ve gotten such a reputation.  Now I swear, I don’t want to have to be mean and be the strict disciplinarian, but some ABies just like to test me. When faced with a bratty little one that simply will not behave, there’s only one thing to do and that’s teach that abie a lesson! Over the years I have developed different methods for dealing with Mommy’s little problems but in general I follow the rule that the punishment should fit the crime, […]
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