June 11, 2010

Tree Envy

So what can I say about this – I mean seriously (between all my giggles and snickers). If this doesn’t give you little ones penile envy and a severe inferiority complex, I don’t know what will, LOL! I know, you keep pulling your diaper out so you can look down at that itty bitty thing in there, then look back up at this picture – then back down and back at the tree. And THAT, my little darling, is the difference between a grown-up peepee and that teeny tiny little aby weewee you have tucked away in that diaper of yours! Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
May 23, 2010

My Brothers Manhood

Okay so my brother has a very tiny penis. He tries and stuffs his underwear when my girlfriends come over. But I can be quit cruel and call him out on this. So the other day when my BFF came over (he has the biggest crush on her) I noticed how incredibly large he was looking *giggles* So I decided it was time to play a game. I whispered to him that Ashley was a diaper lover, he got so excited I think he wet himself and that she really wanted to put him in a diaper. So he eagerly agreed, he ran and got his diapers (he totally forgot about the sock) and rushed back to my room and hopped on the bed. Ashley and I maintained our composure and began to take his pants off. And OMG there it was as we pulled down his underwear two socks stuffed into each other bulging out. It fell out as soon as Ashley pulled down his pants. He looked up at her incomplete shock. She giggled quietly and assured him it was okay. He started to calm down as she slid the diaper underneath him then I took out the magnifying glass and held it to his Manhood, we both took turns examining it closely and laughing our little booties off. Poor Christopher was mortified! I never seen a face turn so red in all my life, he grabbed up his pants and ran butt naked out of our room! I’m not sure if he’ll ever come out of his room again! Mandy 1 888 430 2010
October 11, 2009

So I’m spanking this little brat for getting into trouble AGAIN and between all his crying he manages to get out: “you’re mean, Mommy Lexus!” haha, did you think that was going to hurt my feelings? oh dear. No, sweetheart, I know I’m a bitch, but that’s what you need to relax. Until you learn to behave, I’m not getting any nicer. Call it negative reinforcement. If you want a sweet Mommy, behave. Simple as that. Ask the good abies around here. When you behave, I can be sweet like Candy. But bad babies just get the fiery, spicy, bitch momma until you can learn to follow orders and do what you are told! Call me. I’ll decide whether you are naughty or nice. Lexus 1*888*430*2010
September 27, 2009

Mommy Lexus has no choice but to put you in diapers!

Mommy is so disappointed in you right now! You wet your pants at the mall and now I have no other choice than to put a diaper on you, after cleaning up your weewee butt of course. Now that you have a diaper on, I’m going to treat you like the aby you are, not the grown up man that you’re pretending to be! That includes you drinking out of a baby ba ba & sucking on a binky. Mommy Lexus can be a very nurturing mommy, all I want is the best for my baby boi, even if it means punishment! Mommy Lexus 1*888*430*2010
September 16, 2009

Free Diapers!

Huggies is giving away one year’s supply of diapers! Every day for an entire year one lucky person will win. All you have to do to enter is sign up. Look for details on the Huggies homepage. Make sure you check the entry rules. If you are a slender adult I recommend Size 7- 35- 65Lbs+ – For toddlers or school aged children should fit most aby’s. Good luck and I hope you win! Mommy Lexus 1 888 430-2010
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