December 20, 2010

Christmas Dont Be Late!

ABDL Sing~a~Long! Get Ready…..Clear your Throat….. Fix the Diaper Wedgie….. Make sure the roomate has left the building…..Sit in front of the Tree…….Bounce from side to side……K all set? GO! Christmas, Christmas time is near Time for toys and time for cheer We’ve been good, but we can’t last Hurry Christmas, hurry fast Want a plane that loops the loop Me, I want a hula hoop We can hardly stand the wait Please Christmas, don’t be late. Okay fellas get ready That was very good, Simon. -Naturally. Very good Theodore. -Ahhh. Ah, Alvin, you were a little flat, watch it. Ah, Alvin. Alvin. ALVIN! -OKAY. Want a plane that loops the loop I still want a hula hoop We can hardly stand the wait Please Christmas, don’t be late. We can hardly stand the wait Please Christmas, don’t be late. Very good, boys -Lets sing it again! Yeah, lets sing it again! No, That’s enough, lets not overdo it -What do you mean overdo it? -We want to sing it again! Now wait a minute, boys -Why can’t we sing it again? -[chipmunk chatter] Alvin, cut that out..Theodore, just a minute. Simon will you cut that out? Boys… YAY!!!!! Merry Christmas. Merry Mandy 1 888 430 2010
September 25, 2010

Freaky!

Okay, I wish I had never com across this picture on the internet. This is just plain Freaky! OMG, I am going to have nightmares for weeks. Does it make a spider appear more cute cause it has a squirrels body? No! It does not! Where do people come up with this stuff, uggghhhh I am so entirely freaked out!!!! Way Too Bizarre for me. Mandy, 1 888 430 2010
September 19, 2010

Mommy Gets Kidnapped

Two lonely little ABDL’s were sitting around discussing their need for a mommy. They had searched for some time to no avail, when the first little ABDL very enthusiastically comes up with a grand scheme. He suggests that they wait outside the Baby store with a blind fold and some rope and kidnap a mommy. The second ABDL is delighted with this idea and decides to go along with it. So first thing Saturday morning they both pack up and head our early am to the baby store and sit patiently outside as they watch the mommies walk into the store. Meanwhile debating which mommy they wanted. There she was, the Perfect Mommy, they found her, they knew it immediately. Okay, so now they had to put their plan into action. They hid next to the car and awaited her return. “Here she comes! Here she comes!” exclaimed the first ABDL. They took their positions and as soon as she opened the car door, they made their move. Placing a blind fold over her head and tying her hands behind her back they shoved her into the back seat and drove the car away, speeding anxiously to their home. They brought their new Mommy inside. They sat her down in the living room on the sofa that was next to the playpen. The second ABDL took off the blind fold. She continued to struggle a bit and looked at the two ABDL’s very carefully as they sat excitedly in front of her. “Why have you brought me here? And who are you?” she asked sternly. The first ABDL jumping in his seat “said why we are ABDL’s and you are here because we needed a Mommy!” “You are what?” she replied. “You know, Adult Babies and we picked you for our Mommy, Isn’t that just wonderful!” the second ABDL screamed out. “We are good little boys, I promise Mommy” he put his head down, “well most of the time, but that’s why we need a Mommy and you are the perfect Mommy! We are so happy to have you!” She shakes her head and replies “well taking me hostage as you both did is very naughty, very naughty indeed!” Both the ABDL’s puts their heads down in shame and peered up with longing and tear filled eyes and unanimously “we are sorry Mommy, please forgive us, we promise to be good for you.” The Mommy couldn’t help but feel compelled by the looks in their eyes and their quivering voices, “Okay boys, first you must un-tie me, I cannot be your Mommy properly if I am tied up, so un-tie me NOW!” The boys looked at one another, they knew they needed to un-tie her, but if they did would she stay? They sat pondering over the predicament they were in. What do you think happens? Did she stay? Do you suppose they both received spankings? You can kidnap your own Mommy, Pick your perfect Mommy and call her to play out the rest of the story! Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
August 14, 2010

First Bike

Do you remember your very first bike? Training wheels and all! Do you remember all that hard work with Mom outside trying to ride it all on your own? No training wheels? No Hands? Mom making sure you were covered top to bottom in protective gear? Well if it was long ago you may not recall protective gear, but Moms heart was still all a flutter I asure you! I remember my first bike ride and how proud I felt when mom let go of the handle bars and the back of my seat with her hands and I went flying straight for a mail box! I still have the scar on my knee. LOL. Come take a jouney back in time with me, Mommy Lauren. Mommy Lauren 1 888 430 2010
June 20, 2010

OH MUH GAWD!

Look, look, LOOK! This lovely piece of sweet goodness is called a Banoffee Pie! MUST….MAKE…..PIE! This thing almost makes me weep with pure want. It’s a mixture of Dulce de Leche and Banana Cream. Good GOD! I know what I am making tomorrow, and you know what? I think you should make it too, so we can all put on 20 lbs. together, as a team, we will be fat, happy and full! Here is the recipe for you: Crust * 1 cup(s) graham cracker cookie crumbles * 1/2 cup(s) pecans, toasted, finely chopped * 4 tablespoon(s) unsalted butter, melted * 2 tablespoon(s) packed brown sugar Filling * 2 can(s) (13.4 ounces each) dulce de leche (caramelized sweetened condensed milk) * 4 large bananas * 1 cup(s) heavy cream * 1 tablespoon(s) confectioners’ sugar * 1/4 teaspoon(s) vanilla extract 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. In bowl, mix crumbs, pecans, butter, and brown sugar. With back of spoon, press onto bottom and 1 inch up sides of 9 1/2-inch springform pan. Bake 10 minutes. Cool on wire rack. 2. Filling: Spoon dulce de leche into cooled crust and spread evenly. Peel and slice 3 bananas. Arrange over filling. In bowl, beat cream, sugar, and vanilla just until stiff; spread over bananas. Refrigerate 2 hours. 3. To serve, peel and slice remaining banana. Arrange over cream. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
February 14, 2010

Is Cupid looking for a Night of Pleasure?

Cupid has a busy day tomorrow but he is never too busy for a quickie! I bet you could use a quickie too! Let me help you get your rocks off before you have to enter that vanilla world. Perhaps you would like to get a more intimate look at Cupids Arrow? I can arrange this for you! Mizz Rebecca 1 888 430 2010
January 22, 2010

Sexual Harrasment

You’re at your desk plugging away with opening the mornings mail and looking over the days schedule, you hear your name called, its Mizz Rebecca your boss. You approach her door way and ask: you called for me?” I nod and ask you to come in and shut the door. I let you know that I am considering you for the upcoming promotion. Your lips quiver as you smile. I tell you that there is just one little thing that is lacking in your performance and in order to be considered you must prove to me that you are willing to attempt your best at my next assignment. You are eager to please me and anxiously await your instructions. Mizz. Rebecca 1 888 430 2010
January 3, 2010

Come Closer

Come get a feel of these babies. Talk about a new discipline procedure. I could see this coming in very handy to all you bad little boys and girls. Just when you done throwing that fit thinking your gona come cuddle next to Mommy and get some loving, lying your head on Mommies breast and Ouch! A hard sweet sting! So next time you have been naughty and you see Mommy walking around in her latest Dome gear, watch out cause these babies pack more then milk! Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
December 19, 2009

A Mothers Love

What a sweet image of Rudolph and his Mother. A Mothers love is strong, binding, and enduring. No matter how bad you’ve been all year, Mommy still loves you! So snuggle up with your Mommies this Christmas Eve and wait for Santa with her. Let Mommy change that diapey, feed you and tuck you in to wait for Santa. Perhaps if we are lucky will catch a sight of Rudolph and the other reindeer’s! Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
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