June 1, 2009

Playground Fun!

Summer time fun on the playground with baby! Mommy loves to take her baby to the park, I love to push you on the swing, build castles in the sand box, and of course slide down the slide! Mommy will feed you fun summer snacks like apples dipped in carmel, frozen chocolate bananas and rice crispy treats! Dirty Diaper? Lets change you here on the picnic bench, now dont be so shy, your friends won’t tease you about your tiny weenie! Well maybe they will. Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
May 28, 2009

Let's Snuggle!

Well now it’s been far too long since you have sit on my lap and snuggled up with me. Mommy Lauren has all kinds of new stories to tell you and my what fun we will have coming up with new ones too! I know you wanna so go ahead come on up here beside me sugar pie let’s snuggle under a nice soft blanket for two. Muah darlings.. Lauren
May 7, 2009

Cum see Mommy Lauren

Oh look my darlings, Mommy Lauren bought roses for our special occasion. You didn’t forget did you? Mother’s Day is coming up this Sunday and Mommy L. is getting prepared for your visit. I do expect you to come by and celebrate. I will be dressed in my new red lingerie, candles will be lit, roses will be about and music will be softly playing in the background. Do come and join me after all I know how you do enjoy your time with your Mommy…until then. Luv & kisses, Mommy Lauren
April 16, 2009

I have been day dreaming about you my darling…we go to a very far way mystical place where anything is possible. All our dreams, fantasy’s come true together. Call Mommy Lauren now let’s dream together.
March 25, 2009

Dancing with Mommy Lauren

Dancing is a wonderful way to start your day and get your positive energy flowing. I luv to roll out of bed dancing ready to pamper my little ones. How I do luv to make you sigh and moan for Mommy with pleasure. Much luv & always harmony …muah
March 5, 2009

T.L.C. anyone?

Tender Loving Care that is…Mommy Lauren is relaxing right this very moment on my huge, fluffy bed ready for for some play time. Plenty of hugs,luv, kisses and well fun play w/Mommy Lauren as always! I have tons of soft blankies, fresh diapers, baby powder and my milk is always ready hehehe.. Call for some extra attention…hehe Lauren Muah~muah darlings…
February 5, 2009

Diaper Lovers

I so enjoy my talks with my diaper lovers. Sometimes we role play and sometimes we just talk about our love of diapers. We have such a great time on the phone the time just fly’s by. Talking about the feel and crinkle of that diaper is super HOT. *giggles* I can not wait to talk to you. What will we talk about?? hhhmmmm Diaper play, a bit of role play, or just talk about wearing and were we went in our diapers. *giggles* Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
August 28, 2008

Riddles and Jokes

You walk into a barber shop, there are two barbers. One of the barbers has messy hair and the other has very well cut hair, who do you chose? You have 2 coins that equal 30cents. One of the coins is not a nickel…what are the coins? (yes they’re american money) A guy walks into a bar and says “Ouch”. There are these two guys walking down the street, one with a lab and the other with a chihuahua. The first guy says to the other guy “lets go grab a drink” the second guy says “they wont let us bring our dogs in the bar”. The first guy says “Follow my lead”. The first guy walks in first while the other waits by the door. The bartender says “hey! you can’t have that dog in here!” The guy says “It’s my seeing eye dog”, the bartender lets him through. The second guy walks in and the bartender says the same thing “Hey! You can’t have a dog in here!” The second guy replys the same way “It’s my seeing eye dog” the bartender says “You expect me to believe they gave you a chihuahua as a seeing eye dog?!”. The guy replys with “They gave me a chihuahua??!!” Well, those are all the jokes I’ve got for now. I’ll give you the answers to the riddles later 😉 *Mandy* 1888-430-2010 http://www.phoneamommy.com
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