April 30, 2010

May is coming

  The weather is getting warm and it is time to go out and enjoy it. We’re about to start the month of May. Can you believe it is here already? It’s time for Mother’s Day and Memorial Day, what a busy month it will be. I’m glad for the nice weather. I hope it doesn’t get too hot for plastic panties for you. Mommy will make the most of it though. Mommy Scarlet
April 18, 2010

Girlie Girl Words

I love foo foo girlie things. I also love to scrap book, I just started doing this, and I have the buried dinning room table to prove it. I ran across these today and I am certainly going to purchase them. They will go into my scrapbook nicely. Do you have any favorite words that someone would be considered girlie? Liz 1-888-430-2010
March 26, 2010

Be Careful

  Be careful what you stuff in your diapers. Wouldn’t this kind of backfire be terrible? I have seen some hot bottoms after they got spanked really well, but none flaming like this. Even the naughtiest of abies get some reprieve. So stay safe and behave and maybe you can avoid something like this happening to you. If not be sure to remember safety procedures.   Mommy Scarlet
February 12, 2010

Happy Valentine's Day

The Kangaroo’s Courtship Oh will you be my wallaby? Asked Mr. Kangaroo. For we could find so very many Jumping things to do. I have a pocket two feet wide And deep inside, My dear, you’d ride— Oh, come and be my bouncing bride, My Valentine, my side-by-side I am in love with you. By Jane Yolen
March 26, 2009

teaching you stuff

A lot of the times Mommies teach little ones valuable lessons. Other times we tell you stuff that you’ll probably never need to know, but might be fun anyhow. Today is one of the other times. Here are some fun facts. Mommy Scarlet Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes. An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it. In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
January 29, 2009

Needing a Nurse

   We have had so many sick mommies and abies this winter. I find so many of the little ones I talk to have scratchy voices, and need some special attention. Here is a recipe for some honey lemon ‘tea’.   1 cup water 2 teaspoons honey 1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice 1 teaspoon white sugar to taste Pour water into a mug. Add honey and heat in the microwave for 1 minute and 30 seconds. Stir in lemon juice, mixing until honey is dissolved, then stir in the sugar.      If you want the actual tea, regular old tea works fine, just skip the water and add the other ingredients.   Mommy hopes that you all feel well soon.   Love, Mommy Scarlet
December 25, 2008

diaper humiliation

      A diaperboy called me after he had been drinking pretty heavily. It was a few nights ago, and he was feeling like being made up. So I tried to walk him through making himself up very pretty. We got most of his makeup done before he was done with beauty. Then Mommy got to take advantage of a super drunk diaperboy, who wanted to do humiliating things for me. I cannot tell you how funny these calls can be. Especially when they send pictures. Thank you for the fun diaperboy.   Mommy Scarlet  
December 18, 2008

take time for yourself

If you think you are having a bad day, just be glad you aren’t this cat. Life can always be worse. Seriously though, a lot of people have a hard time with the holidays. Be sure to get out and do things that are fun for you. While everyone is shopping go to the gym for a swim, or take a friend or two to the bowling alley. Whatever you choose it’s just important to think of yourself some too.   Mommy Scarlet  
October 23, 2008

What would you do?

  People ask my friends and I all of the time what we would do in certain situations. “Mommy what would you do if I wouldn’t behave?” or “Mommy what would you do to me to make me feel like a baby”. Ab Mommies act a lot like ‘real’ mommies do. We love you and discipline you too. We care for babies and try to have fun with them. Mommy might not tell you everything she will do, but it’s not because we don’t know what to do with you. Some things are better experienced. I think once you have you will agree.   Mommy Scarlet
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