July 3, 2011
Apparently, I can’t take you anywhere! I was dressed to the nines, looking amazing in my pink miniskirt on our outing to my favorite restaurant. All of a sudden, I didn’t see you! I looked around, trying to find you. Suddenly, I heard something under the table. … It was you! You just couldn’t help yourself, could you? Well, don’t just stare at it, eat it! If you’re going to be down there, my little pre-vert, I’m going to put you to work! Go ahead and start licking my wet […]


