March 27, 2010

What Is This?

I have no clue what the heck this thing is. Do you? Some sort of pillow? But with silicone nipples? I can just see grandma knitting this. A very warped, not all together there grandma. I wonder if there are some sort of chambers behind the nipples that you can fill with milk, or water, or GHB. I kid. If anyone really does know what the heck this is please tell me, because I am truly stumped. Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
March 14, 2010

A Good Spanking

I am usually very sweet and kind, with just a touch of stern added in. Nothing too over the top, but there does come a time when sweet words said in a terse manner just does not cut it. That is when I have to do something more strict. Some of you have been spanked by me and you know that I try all other avenues before spanking you, and even then I explain to you exactly why you are getting one. Even though it’s a spanking doesn’t mean it cannot be given in a loving manner. Liz 1-888-430-2010
February 14, 2010

My Funny Valentine

One of my favorite songs about Valentine’s Day is called My Funny Valentine. This song has been remade so many times but my favorite rendition is by Martina McBride. I cannot for the life of me figure out how to put the youtube video on here for you to enjoy, so I will just put the words, then later look it up. My funny Valentine Sweet comic Valentine You make me smile with my heart Your looks are laughable Unphotographable Yet you’re my favourite work of art Is your figure less than Greek Is your mouth a little weak When you open it to speak Are you smart? But don’t change a hair for me Not if you care for me Stay little Valentine stay Each day is Valentine’s day Is your figure less than Greek Is your mouth a little weak When you open it to speak Are you smart? But don’t you change one hair for me Not if you care for me Stay little Valentine stay Each day is Valentine’s day Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
January 23, 2010

Cinderella Crib

Isn’t this just beautiful? It’s a Cinderella Crib, I’m telling you my ovaries are in over drive looking at this. Makes me want to go out right now and get preggie so I can have a baby girl, or a sweet little sissy *smiles* Can you see yourself being placed into this every night? Think about the sort of dreams you would have. This crib is what fairy tales are made of. Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
January 21, 2010

Happy

What is it you do when you are happy? And what one thing makes you the happiest in the world? When I am very happy and don’t have a care in the world, I dance. I love to dance around, and sing along with what ever song I happen to have on. I don’t care if I dance badly, I don’t care if I look silly at all. Sometimes we stop ourselves from doing things because of what other people might say. Who cares? Really. I mean what is the worst that could happen? Someone says something to you or they look at you? Just blow them off. That’s what I do, or better yet, stare them down and smile. See who turns away first. So today, do something that makes you feel silly, or just simply makes you your happiest. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
January 16, 2010

Tell Me Your Secrets

We all have them. Those delicious secrets we keep hidden away just for ourselves to dive into. We sit around and think about wonderful places, what we would do if we were someone else, how our life would be better if we had more money, and then we have those secrets that we can never speak. You know exactly what I am talking about, every one has them. Perhaps they are embarrassing, or those around you wouldn’t understand if you allowed yourself to mention the secret. I want to know what they are, each juicy detail. The best thing about telling me your secrets is that they will never go any further then I. Liz 1-888-430-2010
January 3, 2010

Winter Sunset

Winter is upon us, and we will get tired of the cold, snow, and wind. We will get tired of the gray sky, and the small amount of daylight. I know it can be dreary and it seems like it will never end. I myself, likes the cold. I would much rather play in the snow then go to the beach. I do not like summer, it gets so hot here that you cannot breath some days and going outside is just not a pleasant experience. So, during the winter you have to overlook all the things that make you say, “I cannot wait until winter is over!” and take a moment and look around. There is a lot of beauty in winter, especially the sunsets. There is a calm that takes over as you watch the brilliant colors touch the pure white of the snow, and the quiet takes over and for that one single moment there is pure beauty before your eyes. Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
December 27, 2009

Stay Warm

You all need to dress warm when you go out side. Make sure you wear your hat, gloves, scarf, and good heavy coat. Being cold is one of the most uncomfortable feelings in the world. This past week we had one heck of a snow storm here in Texas. It was terrible. I had to go outside and shovel snow, something I really hate doing. As I was shoveling, I couldn’t help but think of you all and hope that you were all bundled up as warm as possible when you go out. Liz 1-888-430-2010
October 25, 2009

Happy Halloween!

I hope everyone has plans to go out on Halloween, I will be waiting at my door with lots of candy for the Trick or Treaters. I enjoy looking at the costumes, espeically all the princesses and fairies. Tinkerbell is hot this year so I’m thinking I will see a lot of tinks at my door. What will you be doing? How will you dress up this year? Be safe and don’t eat too much candy! Liz 1-888-430-2010
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