November 10, 2010

Oh Turkey Day, Oh Turkey Day!

Good Afternoon little ones, it’s me your favorite babysitter in the whole wide world *giggles* It’s almost that time of year again! Time for turkey, mashed potatoes nasty yams and lots of pumpkin pie, and after you have eaten it’s time to put you in your nightclothes and that’s where I come in, while mommy and daddy are out at other parties I am here babysitting and ready to change you and give you lots of love. Tell you parents to book me early so you don’t miss out on […]
November 7, 2010

Sick AB

It is that time of year where we have to be careful of those stubburn colds and winter flus. So if you are feeling bad and need a Mommy to care for you, Mommy Lauren is here ready to nurse you right back to health! Mommy Lauren 1 888 430 2010
November 6, 2010

Don't knock it to ya try it!

And if ya havent tried it – What are you waiting for! Recently, in a recent article in Playboy, was a list of things men Must Try and listed was PhoneSex! Yup, you heard it right. It makes sense actually, I mean really, I cannot think of any reason why you wouldnt want to try it. Even if I wasnt a phone girl, I admit, it is something I would want to atleast try. Kinda like food ya know, ya got be open to try everything atleast once. So cum […]
November 6, 2010

My Special Necklace

Like my necklace? Isn’t it pretty? It’s very special. Do you know what I like to keep in my special necklace? Something that a dear friend of mine supplies me with. My dear friend you ask? Oh well now, her name is Momma Katanya, and she is a Voodoo Priestess down in New Orleans. And what, pray tell, are the contents of my special necklace used for? Why to keep little ones like yourselves perfectly still, yet completely alert as to what is happening to them, naturally. You see, I […]
November 5, 2010

I’m that special Mommy

I can’t wait for my little boy to come home from school to have a little fun with Mommy Stella. I especially adore my younger boys who still need their mommy to love them and show them how to make Mommy happy, if you know what I mean. *wink* I love changing you because mommy likes to play inside your diaper, and wiping baby’s weewee and balls makes Mommy so happy…just remember, no matter how old you get you will always need your Mommy.
October 31, 2010

Tis the Season to get Scared!!

Love horror movies, even the cheesy ones. There is something very appealing in turning on a good horror flick, feeling your heart race, palms sweat, and blood curdling screams. Once the movie is over, you are more tuned into every little sound, every little creek, you try and tell yourself it is just the house settling. But is it? You madly go through the house, whipping on the lights in every room, certain that you heard something or someone. Yet again, you dismiss it after not discovering anything in your […]
October 24, 2010

Would You?

If you had the opportunity to be in a commercial for diapers would you? I know some of you have this fantasy as I have spoken to you on the phone and we have played out this exact thing. But the question is, if you were to be able to do this in real life would you? I wouldn’t. lol Being broadcast all over the place, and everyone seeing me in a diaper? I can’t even bring myself to show someone who is close to me and knows about my […]
October 23, 2010

Rocking Horse

Where shall we ride off to today? Perhaps to the plains of the wide, wide west, driving a herd to auction? Maybe to Arabia and its hot desert sands, with your horse as your only companion? You could be the star of a rodeo show, roping calves and riding the bronco. But where ever you choose to ride off today, Mommy’s love will always be with you! Mommy Maggy 1*888*430*2010
October 23, 2010

Halloween Customes

So apparently Spiderman is going to be one of the most popular costumes this year for Halloween. I am here to say, I like Spiderman, but what about Spiderwomen? I think Charlotte as a famous spider from Charlotte’s Web was brilliant and fascinating; why not have costumes for a women spidey fan? I mean to say; here we have a mysterious, intelligent, talented, wicked but gentle, charming, radiant, alluring female spider that hasn’t had her fair share of the glory. She is the perfect idea for this year’s women, attracting […]
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