November 15, 2009

Bed Wetter Gift

So what does one give to a bed wetter that has everything?  Diapers of course!  They may not like the idea of being put back into diapers, but let’s be practical, shall we?  After the embarrassment wears off a bit, they will be glad in the long run.  Just remind them that it happens to many people, and if they still give you a problem, then let them know that the next time you find a wet sheet, it will end up hanging outside their window for the whole world […]
November 15, 2009

Come on baby it’s time for bed. Crawl into mommy’s lap with your favorite balnkie and let me tell you a story. In a land far away in another time and place there was a man. That man was very unhappy. He had to wear big boy clothes and go to a big boy job. This man didn’t like to have to be  big boy. One day he met a beautiful woman. This woman told the man that she is a witch and she could tell he was very unhappy. […]
November 15, 2009

What Am I?

I’m the Sitter, and what I say goes! I’ll do what I want, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me! You’re the baby, and I’ll tell you what to do! If you don’t like it, I’ll stick you in diapers and make you sit in the corner! You think I’m pretty, don’t you? You like my sweet giggle? My hot little body? Too bad you can’t have it! I’m only here to look after you! You’ll probably try to flirt with me, and be rewarded with my little […]
November 12, 2009

secrets stockings

  Christmas shopping can be such a pain if you wait too late, so I have gotten started pretty early. In fact I am almost done with my abie’s stocking stuffers. We have the gifts we give each other that are ok to open in front of family, and then we do naughty stockings for one another. I think abie and diaper lovers should treat themselves to a naughty stocking this year and every other year. Even if you know what is in it, saving it until Christmas Eve or […]
November 8, 2009

ABie massage

First of all, my favorite oil to use is olive oil. It is natural and perfect for massage. I love to give my baby boy a nice oil rug down after his babth. Mommy will wash you in a nice warm bath, then lay you down on top of your nice thick diaper. But before I close it, I will get out the oil, warm it between my hands and give you a rub down. Massage is very good for baby boys who work all day and need mommy’s attention […]
November 6, 2009

Need a Nanny

Are you looking for that nanny who will take care of you when mommy and daddy are away at work…well here you go your search is over…I am very experienced and would love to make you my special project for the day…I could read you a story….diaper changes…dress you up to take you out and show you off to all my nanny friends…or maybe we just need to spend sometime at home to get you adjusted with nanny and all she can teach you…Nanny Rachel would love to spend some […]
November 5, 2009

Wanna Play Doctor?

I use to love this game when I was young. I recall expanding on this play with two neighborhood boys. I know you would not think this of your Mommy Sara but………now hold on to your diapers, I was the instigator! Yes, it is true, I was very dominant and very young. I use to spend lots of time with them in my closet, in my tent, and before they would leave I would make them kiss me good bye! I would love to relive those days. Anyone want to […]
November 5, 2009

Happy Birthday

Sunny day – Sweepin’ the clouds away, On my way to where the air is sweet. Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street. Come and play, everything’s A-OK Friendly neighbors there that’s where we meet Can you tell me how to get How to get to Sesame Street It’s a magic carpet ride.  Every door will open wide. Happy people like you.  Happy people who. Like a beautiful sunny day sweepin’ the clouds away On my way to where the air is sweet Can you tell […]
November 1, 2009

Locked Away

I’ve come to realize there are times that one has to resort to more drastic matters. When trying to teach little ones that they are no longer allowed to use the potty like a big boy (which they have clearly shown that they are not), or having to keep little ones hands out of their diaper, then a pair of locking pants is the ideal solution. And if one has to sit in a wet and messy diaper for a given length of time, these will keep them securely on […]
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