May 23, 2010

My Brothers Manhood

Okay so my brother has a very tiny penis. He tries and stuffs his underwear when my girlfriends come over. But I can be quit cruel and call him out on this. So the other day when my BFF came over (he has the biggest crush on her) I noticed how incredibly large he was looking *giggles* So I decided it was time to play a game. I whispered to him that Ashley was a diaper lover, he got so excited I think he wet himself and that she really […]
May 23, 2010

Don't Ever Ask A Centipede

Don't ever ask a centipede to play a game of soccer. Remember, he has 50 pairs of sneakers in his locker. He dribbles 50 soccer balls with 50 pairs of shoes, and kicks them all concurrently. He doesn't often lose. He's such a fierce competitor that, if you ever meet, at first you'll see his hundred legs and then you'll see defeat. *giggles* Isn't that a cute poem? Jenna 1-888-430-2010
May 22, 2010

Who Are You?

Many of us walk around every day never really realizing who we truly are. There are so many pressures on us to become or be something that we are not. If you are heavy in weight you should be skinny. If you are to skinny then you should gain a few pounds. If you are poor you should be rich. If you are rich then you should be richer. It’s never ending. There is nothing wrong with striving to be better at something, but if you never actually find your […]
May 22, 2010

Finger Painting

I was looking around for finger paints, and look what I came across!  Isn’t it fabulous?  The art work is so intricate and life like, you almost forget that there is just a hand under all that paint and not gloves of some sort.  Can you imagine how long something like that takes to complete?  This beats a hand puppet any day of the week!  All I know is if it were me, I would have plastic gloves on to keep them unspoiled, and not wash my hands for a […]
May 22, 2010

When Hairballs Go Bad

This photo made me laugh. I mean would you be scared of that? Really? It looks like something you pull out of your drain. Just get some Brawny and swipe it up, give it a good shot of clorox cleaner as well. I can see maybe if you were a germaphobe or something along those lines. But come on, would you lay on the floor and scream and be afraid? Okay talking and walking hairballs are not the most common thing, and one might be startled at first, but to […]
May 21, 2010

Babies Nursery

Mommy loves to shop and redoing the nursery is always so much fun. My little one loves when Mommy redecorates and goes on shopping sprees. The hardest part is settling on only one new style *giggles* that’s why I shop every year keeping the nursery fresh and new and fun! Fresh new paint, some wall decorations and new linens. Mommy cant wait to breastfeed her little one in abies newly decorated nursery! Mommy Lauren 1 888 430 2010
May 21, 2010

Sweet Nothings

Wow I found these the other day on the internet…swim diapers…wow they lo0k great I wonder if they really work….but what are we ladies suppose to do about covering our tops….hehehe….with summmer coming and the need and desire to swim  what is a girl to do….any suggestions….I know when I have my little ones over I will try them out but do they really work to allow them to swim….Josie
May 21, 2010

witchy Mommy

You’re in trouble now. There was no way for you to know, but I come from a long line of witches. Yep, the wicked kind of witch. We don’t have green faces and crooked noses at all do we? A lot of the other stuff is true though. We can cast spells on people to make them do what we want. You have around thirty minutes before that tea kicks in and you’ll begin to shrink and turn into a tiny helpless aby. When that happens you’ll want your witchy […]
May 19, 2010

Chubby Cheeks

I love me some chubby cheeks, they are so CUTE! I just want to pinch them, or kiss them, I guess more pinch them, they are so pinchable! PINCH PINCH PINCH! Oh I could hurt someone couldn’t I? lol I mean come on, you know lil chubby cheeks are adorable, you have seen those with them and thought awwwwww. I know you have! Sometimes on the phone someone will get really shy and tell me they are chubby. That always makes me smile because to me it doesn’t really matter. […]
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