April 3, 2010

Happy Easter!

Hope all you little one enjoy your Easter! Have lots of fun dying eggs and then finding them on your Easter egg hunt. Just remember not to try and eat all your candy in one sitting, else you will end up with an upset stomach and that’s no fun. And don’t forget to wear your Sunday best – I’m sure all you sissies have the prettiest dresses to wear, giggle. Enjoy your Easter! MommyGina 1*888*430*2010
April 3, 2010

Coloring Easter

How many of you will be coloring eggs this year? I color them myself, I also deck out my house for every holiday as I have blogged about in the past. So in a few minutes I will sit down to color eggs and make them very pretty, then take them to my neighbor’s Easter Egg hunt tomorrow for the kids. I hope all of you have a wonderful holiday. Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
March 31, 2010

Beeeeeeert and Erniiiiiiiiie

OooOoOOoO something has happened to Bert and Ernie, and it really doesn’t look good does it? Poor guys, got some serious rot working there don’t they? Not the guys you remember from S. Street huh? I guess it wouldn’t be all that scary if you saw them coming at ya, I mean they are muppets, no teeth. In fact I’m thinking it would just feel like a deep tissue massage if they were to try to eat you. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
March 27, 2010

What Is This?

I have no clue what the heck this thing is. Do you? Some sort of pillow? But with silicone nipples? I can just see grandma knitting this. A very warped, not all together there grandma. I wonder if there are some sort of chambers behind the nipples that you can fill with milk, or water, or GHB. I kid. If anyone really does know what the heck this is please tell me, because I am truly stumped. Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
March 26, 2010

3 Minute Brownies

I made these and I have to say..YUUUUUUMMMMY! Nothing says yum like a brownie….actually I guess if brownies could say anything at all it would be more along the lines of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH as you bite into them. Thank Goodness they actually don’t do that! And even if they did I would still stuff them into my mouth with ever maddening glee! Who would of thought eating a brownie could be come such a deviant act. Me of course! Enjoy *shoves the last pleading and screaming bit of chocolate goodness into […]
March 21, 2010

Teddy Bears

Look at him! Awwww, he’s seriously fuzzy! I want him! Okay I’m done shouting! lol He looks very soft, doesn’t he? I think so at least. I want to hug him tight and just squeeze, kinda like Lenny did with the rabbits. If you do not get that reference then read Of Mice And Men and you will understand it. Do you all have a favorite teddy that you have? I used to have one, but I’m not sure what happened to him, he has gone missing and I’m a […]
March 20, 2010

Wet Diaper Contest

I was thinking, they have wet T-shirt contests, why not a wet diaper contest? All diapers could be weighed before they are put on. Then contestants are given two hours to get their diaper as wet as they are able (in ‘baby’ fashion only). At the end of the time limit, they would then parade, in pageant form, showing off how wet their diaper is and how far it sags down. And of course they would then be changed in front of everyone (so everyone could see that was no […]
March 20, 2010

So you want me to diaper you?

Mommy Sara loves to diaper her babies. There is such a special bond that is created when a Mommy diapers her baby. I so much enjoy the process of changing a diaper, the facial expressions, the smells, the touch and playful act. I know that we would all prefer to be changed in person, but sometimes this just isn’t a possibility and that’s where me and my other loving mommies here at phone a mommy come in and know this that we truly care about our babies and just wish […]
March 14, 2010

St Patty's Day!

How does Mommy Sara celebrate St Patty’s Day? I am not Irish, but I use any excuse as most Americans do to party! And how do I celebrate it, well I have the little paper hats, four leaf clovers and green streamers that I hang throughout my house. My dinner table is set with green plates, napkins and confetti. I make corn-beef, potatoes and cabbage that simmers all day on my stove filling the house with the sweet aroma of cloves. My milk is died green with food coloring for […]
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