June 5, 2010

Nanny For Bad Boys

Bad boys. I love them. There is nothing like being in charge of a really bad boy. They always think they can one up you, but in reality my mind is quick enough to be one step ahead of them, but I never let on that I am. I love to see the looks on their faces when they do something and I’m right there to put a stop to it. Their mouths drop open, thinking that this time they will get away with something, but little do they know, […]
June 5, 2010

My Cup of Tea!

Girls love to play dress up and believe you me we don’t care who or what you are, if we are in the mood to play and we need a playmate then you will be ours for the taking! I dress up my dolls, my barbies, my pets, and my baby brother! He fusses when I put him in my little ruffled pink dresses, specially the one with the big puff sleeves, but i just giggle and tell him the more he fusses the longer it will take! If I […]
June 2, 2010

Diaper Pins and Toys

I don’t remember seeing this kind of My Little Pony when I was growing up. I had many of them though. So now I am looking all over for the diaper pin pony or ponies. I was just telling an aby the other night how I loved playing with these Pony toys as a girl. I grew out of it fast though and they got passed on to some other little girl. If you happen to see one of these on Ebay or somewhere please e-mail me ( phoneamommylexus (@) […]
May 29, 2010

Always a Mommy

My callers always ask me about my job here at www.phoneamommy.com. I tell them how much I love it. Then they ask if I ever get tired of doing Mommy Calls. My answer is always the same, no, no I do not. I have been working here for a long time now, and it’s a pure joy for me to do so. I get to play many roles, Mommy, Aunt, Nanny, Next Door Neighbor, Random Woman who seduces the caller and on and on it goes. Now I ask you, […]
May 28, 2010

Memorial Day

This up coming weekend is a very important weekend for our currant military personal and those who have served in the past. I was looking at some web sites this morning and it brought tears to my eyes. So many moving images and so many stories of bravery and loss. Please remember our vets this weekend and our Military personal and remember to say thanks, because they have fought for us even though they do not even know us. Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
May 27, 2010

LOL

Awwww poor….er….uh…whatever that is. Got squashed! This toy just makes me laugh. I think I would give this to someone I really don’t like, I mean it’s the perfect..I Wish You Would Get Hit By A Truck gift. Don’t you think? I can think of about 12 people who I would send it to. And for those of you who say..that’s mean Stacie…yeah well it is mean, but it’s also appropriate for the 12 people who I would bestow it to, so..THERE! Stacie 1-888-430-2010
May 23, 2010

My Brothers Manhood

Okay so my brother has a very tiny penis. He tries and stuffs his underwear when my girlfriends come over. But I can be quit cruel and call him out on this. So the other day when my BFF came over (he has the biggest crush on her) I noticed how incredibly large he was looking *giggles* So I decided it was time to play a game. I whispered to him that Ashley was a diaper lover, he got so excited I think he wet himself and that she really […]
May 22, 2010

Finger Painting

I was looking around for finger paints, and look what I came across!  Isn’t it fabulous?  The art work is so intricate and life like, you almost forget that there is just a hand under all that paint and not gloves of some sort.  Can you imagine how long something like that takes to complete?  This beats a hand puppet any day of the week!  All I know is if it were me, I would have plastic gloves on to keep them unspoiled, and not wash my hands for a […]
May 22, 2010

When Hairballs Go Bad

This photo made me laugh. I mean would you be scared of that? Really? It looks like something you pull out of your drain. Just get some Brawny and swipe it up, give it a good shot of clorox cleaner as well. I can see maybe if you were a germaphobe or something along those lines. But come on, would you lay on the floor and scream and be afraid? Okay talking and walking hairballs are not the most common thing, and one might be startled at first, but to […]
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