December 16, 2009

Cry Baby

Your such a cry baby…Nanny told you to make sure that you behave this year…so Santa will make his trip to your house…but you did not listen and took that chance on being bad….well Nanny does see all and will make sure that Santa does not visit bad little ones this year…all you will get this year is a lump of coal and this paci to stick in that mouth of yours…since Nanny does not want to listen to all that crying on Christmas day since she warned you…but that […]
December 13, 2009

One BIG Duck

Would you look a this thing for christ sake??? Dear Lord, it’s HUGE! If I saw this thing coming my way I would run, duck or not, this is a 10 on the ‘wtf is that’ scale. I mean seriously, what is the purpose? Is there a Giant Baby Fetish that I don’t know about? One where the Baby is a Giant the Mommy is only 2 inches high or something? What do you think this is for? Certainly couldn’t fit into a tub. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
December 12, 2009

I am so….

I am so disappointed in your behavior over the last few days…you are such a naughty little boy…you will never learn will you…that lying to Nanny is not the way to go…..being truthful and accepting the consequences of your actions is much better than Nanny finding out about what you did after the fact….well you know what I do to naughty little boys don’t you….I am so disappointed in you….especially since I have Santa’s direct line and tell him daily who is on the good and naughty list…you just must […]
December 10, 2009

other babies

I get all mushy when I talk to sweet abies here. When I see an adult baby being cute and cuddly that makes my heart melt also. Other babies can do it too, mostly baby animals. This little furry baby called me the other night and said he wanted Mommy to care for him as a baby polar bear. This is the sort of image I had in my head as we talked. He had a soft voice, but I pictured him as a tiny white furbaby. Could you picture […]
December 6, 2009

Rub-a-Dub-Dub

I love it when its time to get one of my ABies into the tub! I always make sure there are oodles of bubbles to play in. And let’s see – there’s a rubber ducky, wind up fishies to swim about, and of course a sponge mitt. And as a special treat, I have soap crayons so my little one can color a pretty picture on the side of the tub for me. I love to get them squeaky clean then wrap them up in a warm, fluffy towel, powder […]
December 6, 2009

You Saw Mommy What?

Yes, I know some of the babies were scared to death awakening to such a sight, others became very jealous and had to be given a spanking, NyQuil and sent back to bed, while the sissy boys were dressed up as a little toy doll and made to give Santa a blow job in exchange for their Christmas toys. All awhile Daddy snored up a storm drunk from the laced eggnog Mommy gave him earlier that evening. Want your toys this year youngins? Then I suggest babies stay in their […]
December 5, 2009

Good Baby

This has got to be the cutest named diaper cream ever! But it’s only for good babies apparently. It makes me wonder if there is a Bad Baby Diaper Smear, Cranky Baby Diaper Salve, Whiny Baby Butt Balm. Perhaps not, but I smile to think about it. This also reminded me of all the good babies that call me. There aren’t that many lol. For some reason I get a lot of the bad ones. Maybe it’s just me, I’m like a bad baby magnet. But let me tell you, […]
December 3, 2009

Next Up!

Well, another Thanksgivings has come to pass and Next Up is Christmas. Not much time left to prepare. I myself have my tree up, house is decorated for the most part, shopping is close to complete and fun activities are underway. Some of my favorite things to do during the winter season is enjoying the outdoors, carriage rides down town, taking long drives to look at the lights, bundling up and taking late night stroll under the moon in the fresh crisp air of the night, and relaxing at a […]
December 2, 2009

Pink is your color

Pink is your color…little ones in pink just look oh so cute and special…you do look oh so cute dressed up…with the holdiays approaching and the need to have photos of you around….I love to dress you up and show you off…with these nice new pink rubber pants you will remain nice and dry…but look as cute as a button for me….I could not resist purchasing a few pairs to have them on hand for when you come to visit next time….I will have your private stash all ready and […]
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