December 13, 2009

Christmas Time Fun!

Do you like to color? Mommy Sara still loves to color, I find it very relaxing. So Mommy has a chore for all her little ones this week. Mommy wants all her little ones to visit this site and print out a page and sit and color it! You can pick up some crayons at the dollar store, take a picture of the picture you color and email it to Mommy. For anyone who does this Mommy will reward you with a treat! Now hop to it babies be the […]
December 12, 2009

I am so….

I am so disappointed in your behavior over the last few days…you are such a naughty little boy…you will never learn will you…that lying to Nanny is not the way to go…..being truthful and accepting the consequences of your actions is much better than Nanny finding out about what you did after the fact….well you know what I do to naughty little boys don’t you….I am so disappointed in you….especially since I have Santa’s direct line and tell him daily who is on the good and naughty list…you just must […]
December 10, 2009

other babies

I get all mushy when I talk to sweet abies here. When I see an adult baby being cute and cuddly that makes my heart melt also. Other babies can do it too, mostly baby animals. This little furry baby called me the other night and said he wanted Mommy to care for him as a baby polar bear. This is the sort of image I had in my head as we talked. He had a soft voice, but I pictured him as a tiny white furbaby. Could you picture […]
December 6, 2009

You Saw Mommy What?

Yes, I know some of the babies were scared to death awakening to such a sight, others became very jealous and had to be given a spanking, NyQuil and sent back to bed, while the sissy boys were dressed up as a little toy doll and made to give Santa a blow job in exchange for their Christmas toys. All awhile Daddy snored up a storm drunk from the laced eggnog Mommy gave him earlier that evening. Want your toys this year youngins? Then I suggest babies stay in their […]
December 5, 2009

Good Baby

This has got to be the cutest named diaper cream ever! But it’s only for good babies apparently. It makes me wonder if there is a Bad Baby Diaper Smear, Cranky Baby Diaper Salve, Whiny Baby Butt Balm. Perhaps not, but I smile to think about it. This also reminded me of all the good babies that call me. There aren’t that many lol. For some reason I get a lot of the bad ones. Maybe it’s just me, I’m like a bad baby magnet. But let me tell you, […]
December 3, 2009

Next Up!

Well, another Thanksgivings has come to pass and Next Up is Christmas. Not much time left to prepare. I myself have my tree up, house is decorated for the most part, shopping is close to complete and fun activities are underway. Some of my favorite things to do during the winter season is enjoying the outdoors, carriage rides down town, taking long drives to look at the lights, bundling up and taking late night stroll under the moon in the fresh crisp air of the night, and relaxing at a […]
December 3, 2009

Magic

What if you could have your Christmas wish and be small again? Maybe not to become small in body but small emotionally or mentally like the baby you are on the inside. I just wish I could bake up a batch of cookies with that sort of magic in them. Some of you would find yourselves smaller and tiny even. Some of you would just feel like something wild was happening and then suddenly your wishes would have come true. It would be fun for it to last for at […]
December 2, 2009

Pink is your color

Pink is your color…little ones in pink just look oh so cute and special…you do look oh so cute dressed up…with the holdiays approaching and the need to have photos of you around….I love to dress you up and show you off…with these nice new pink rubber pants you will remain nice and dry…but look as cute as a button for me….I could not resist purchasing a few pairs to have them on hand for when you come to visit next time….I will have your private stash all ready and […]
November 29, 2009

From the Mouth of Babes!

A little boy was overheard praying: ‘Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.’ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3 The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. ‘If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’ Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, ‘ […]
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