Mother May I, you ask all day, Mother May I, none stop you say, Mother May I, do this and that, Mother May I, play with the cat, Mother May I, rings in my ear, Mother May I, as morning nears, Mother May I, I hear in my head, Mother May I, I’ve come to dread, Mother May I, I hear in my sleep, Mother May I, just repeats an repeats, Mother May I, again you say, Mother May I, each and everyday, Mother May I, you loudly scream, Mother May I, haunts my dreams, Mother May I, you ask with respect, Mother May I, I vigorously object! Hush now, My dear young lad, Mother grows tired, an quit mad, Mother May I, is driving me insane, Mother May I, will those words ever wane, Mother May I, No you may Not! Mother’s beginning to loose her cool, And seeks to find some useful tools, Gags and chloroform should do the trick, But only after 20 or so licks, I lock the lid to playpen your in, Looking down upon you, I give you a grin. In hopes not to hear, Those words again! Mother May I, I call you up? Yes, You May, if you got the bucks! Dial the no that is shown, 1 888 430 2010 -n- Prepare to grovel at My Throne! Mizz Rebecca