There was an old woman, who lived in a shoe,
She had some bad boys, but knew what to do.
She put them in dresses, all pretty in pink,
And showed all the neighbors, and asked what they think.
And just when they thought, things could not get worse,
She put them in diapers, completing the curse.
So heed this strong warning, to all who are sulky,
Iâ€™ll make you wear ruffles, and diapers so bulky!
Your AB/DL Mommy Gina