Guess whatâ€™s coming up, sweet sissies? A very special sissy pageant! Thereâ€™s so much we need to do in preparation. First things first of course, weâ€™ve got to get you started working on your pageant walk. Weâ€™ll have you practice walking around the house and completing your sissy chores while you wear your heels.
And of course weâ€™ll have to start working on your wardrobe. Oooh Iâ€™m gonna get the prettiest, poofiest, most sparkly pageant dresses for you to prance across that stage in. And your hair, well weâ€™ll have to get you a nice wig I think. Something big and full. Maybe some big blond curls hmm?
Now I can be very competitive and I know the other mommies are too, so you can bet your bottom Iâ€™ll be standing back stage giving you directions while you show off. Remember, always smile and give the judges a little wave. As for your talentâ€¦ well weâ€™re just gonna have to come up with something extra special arenâ€™t we. Donâ€™t you worry, weâ€™ll make sure whatever it is, its something that sticks in the judges minds.
You better take this pageant seriously now, sissy. â€˜Cause if you donâ€™t get first place thereâ€™s gonna be some serious punishment!