Did you send Santa a letter this year telling him what a good little girl or boy that you have been? Have you went through all the catalogs and found all the great new things that you would love to have this year under your tree?
If you said yes to either of my questions I have some great news to tell you that will make it easy for you to get what you want, but you have to promise not to tell anyone and keep it our little secret.
*bends down and whispers in your ear* I am helping Santa out this year, that’s right I am helping him out with his list of good little boys and girls.
So calling me and telling me what you want from Santa is just as good at going and sitting on the jolly fat man’s lap in on of the crowded malls, minus all the funny looks and strange hollering people.