AB/DL HOT BODY EXPLORATIONApril 4, 2012
Easter with Diaper Girl MandyApril 5, 2012
Donâ€™t Mess with the Maâ€™am
Ok, I admit it; I like it when little ones (and older ones for that matter) address me with the title Maâ€™am.Â I know some ladies and AB Mommies donâ€™t like it, that it makes them feel like an old lady and they should have names like Agnes or Gertrude or Ester, but I see it as the ultimate show of respect.Â Just think for a moment, have you ever tried to question someone when you addressed them as Maâ€™am?Â It just doesnâ€™t work, does it?Â Â You simply donâ€™t question someone who has earned the title of Maâ€™am.
There is a strength that is implied as well when I am addressed as Maâ€™am; that I am, without question, the Matriarch and that I have the last word on all matters.Â And I am usually looking for short responses to my inquiries â€“
â€œDonâ€™t you think you should be getting to that list of chores I made for you?â€
â€œYes Maâ€™am, right away Maâ€™am.â€
â€œDid I say that eating your vegetables was optional?â€
â€œDidnâ€™t I just say it was bedtime and to turn off the game?â€
â€œDid I ask to hear you whine and complain about not wanting to go to bed?â€
â€œThen off you go.â€
See what I mean?Â There is no wiggle room when you are dealing with a â€œMaâ€™amâ€.Â Â Simply put â€“
You donâ€™t mess with the Maâ€™am.