I mean it! I really have to go pee now. I drank way too much soda today and now I really, really have to pee!
How embarrassing it will be if I can’t hold it in. Do you think you can hold your pee longer than I can?
Why don’t we find out tonight who has the bigger bladder, hmm? Or are you too scared to play with me?
Let’s put a wager on it. If you win, you get to diaper me and make fun of me! Wouldn’t you love your chance to turn the tables after the way I made you cry?