Yes, it’s true. I’m daddy’s girl. Daddy’s little angel. Daddy’s little one who can do no wrong. Well ok…I do stomp my foot occasionally at him and I get mad and don’t listen sometimes. It’s at those times when he takes me aside, makes me lift up my dress, and spanks me very hard! I know he does what is best for me. Daddy’s often out of town though and then there’s no one here to spank me. I need someone to take over for Daddy when he’s not here. Can you help?