Diaper playDecember 3, 2013
breast feedingDecember 9, 2013
Now I know every one knows and has heard of Romper Room.Â In fact, most of us have had it televised in our neighborhood at one time or another.Â But I have stumbled upon an alternate version of the beloved Romper Room.Â Seems that different areas had very different versions.
Letâ€™s take for example what the magic mirror sees in different areas of the country.Â At the end of each show, the hostess would look into her magic mirror, chanting those immortal wordsâ€¦ â€œRomper, bomper, stomper, boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic mirror, tell me today. Have all my friends been good at play?” now in areas such as The Hamptons and Upper Manhattan, the hostess might say, â€œI see Mary and little Johnny, and Sally and Timmyâ€¦â€etc.Â But in the rougher parts of the country, such as Harlem or East L.A., she might say something along the lines ofâ€¦
â€œI see Jimmy playing with his poopy pants,â€
Â â€œChuckie stop masturbating â€“ youâ€™ll go blindâ€,
Â â€œYou two, Suzy and Bobby, stop playing doctor and put your clothes back onâ€
Â “Straighten your littleÂ assupÂ right now, maggot, or Iâ€™m gonna tell the Boogey Man to pay you a little visit!”
â€œOh, and thereâ€™s Tommyâ€¦Tommy, if you donâ€™t stop eating the paste, I will use this mirror to spank your bottom beet red!â€
(Oh the things the Magic Mirror sees, lol).
So now that I have introduced you to the Urban Edition of the Romper Room, I hope to bring you other tales that spawn from that long since forgotten, but as always, tantalizingly twisted place.