abdl storiesNovember 18, 2013
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Is everyone excited about turkey day?Â So much delicious food to taste and sampleâ€¦ and letâ€™s face it, gorge upon.Â Between all the traditional dishes (i.e. turkey, stuffing, corn, sweet potatoes, etc.) and all those new or special family recipes handed down from generation to generation, your stomach will have to stretch beyond its capacity.Â And as always, what goes in, must come out.Â Now the question is, will what comes out come out TOO easily or with great difficulty? And will there be a long line at the bathroom?Â This is where wearing adult diapers comes in handy.
First off, you donâ€™t have to be bothered with those pesky lines at the bathroom â€“ you know itâ€™s gonna be a while when Uncle Joe heads into the John with not just the newspaper, but two other magazines as well.
Secondly, if things below the belt are flowing a little too freely, then you wonâ€™t have to make that mad dash to the bathroom every five minute (this is where I should mention that you should have a pair of thick, tightly fitting plastic panties on over said diapers to keep the runs from running away from you so-to-speak, lol).
Thirdly, if things a NOT moving like they should be down below, then walking and moving is always good to get things going in the right direction â€“ that way you can walk a little, poop a little; walk a little, poop a littleâ€¦canâ€™t do that without a diaper, can you? (well, you could, but I donâ€™t think Aunt Gertrude will be pleased to follow you around with her trusty pooper-scooper as little turds are deposited on the kitchen floor).
I hope everyone enjoys their Turkey Dayâ€¦and donâ€™t forget the diapers!!