OMG! I found the perfect gift for a certain someone who has a very particularâ€¦shall we sayâ€¦interest. Ok, ok, itâ€™s a fetish. And I was thinking there are more then just a few of you out there that can appreciate this particular fetish. Yes, Iâ€™m talking about a fart fetish. This has got to be on every ghost turd-loving personâ€™s wish list (or at least it should be). Now, if you saw this and thought â€œOmg! I NEED to have that!â€, then you should give me a jingle and I will toot a little sphincter song just for you.
Have a Happy Holiday!