Disobeying MommyDecember 22, 2012
Youâ€™re probably familiar with Elf on the Shelf, the Christmas elf that comes to visit in December to make sure that everyone behaves themselves before Christmas. But things are a little different for ABies. I donâ€™t use an elf to watch my ABies, I use handy little cameras that I hide all around the house.
Thatâ€™s right silly ABy, did you think you were getting away with all those naughty tricks youâ€™ve been up to? Every little thing youâ€™ve been doing in secret this month, theyâ€™re all on these tapes. Letâ€™s see what youâ€™ve been up to hmmm. Snooping through Mommyâ€™s panty drawer almost daily, I see. And not cleaning up in the kitchen as you were told to. And constantly rubbing over your diaper and even putting your hand in there to play with your naughty peepee.
Well now itâ€™s time to pay the price naughty ABy. For my good little ABies there will be treats and toys of all kinds, but for you, Mister, there will be worse than just coal. Just wait and see, that little bottom will be Christmas red, and I think I can think of a few things to stop you from rubbing that nasty little peepee. Maybe next December youâ€™ll think twice about your behavior hahaha.