July 16, 2011

County Nursery

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if they had a court sanctioned county nursery to sentence certain offenders to? A judge could sentence misbehaving and naughty boyfriends and husbands to this nursery – a place where they would be forced to where diapers with pretty pink diaper covers and frilly dresses. They would have to sleep in a crib, drink from a bottle, and take regular visits to the park and museums in their new attire. They would be given new girlie names like Janey and Priscilla and Betsy. The nursery would have weekly pageants to show the public what pretty little girls they have in their care. Public diaper changes would be mandatory, of course, displaying their little pee pees for the entire world to see. Bare bottom spankings would be a daily ritual as well. With all the whining and tantrums, they would be a fundamental part of their rehabilitation into girlhood. Yes, I believe a county nursery would be an excellent addition to the legal system! Mommy Gina 1*888*430*2010
August 23, 2010

Qui Jun and the Arrogant Monk

There once lived a monk called Shan, in a village in China. He had earned a great name for himself. But he was very arrogant. Qui Jun heard of his arrogance and wanted to teach the monk a lesson. He went to meet Shan who neither greeted him nor acknowledged his presence. Just then a servant of the monk came with a message: “The son of an army officer is here to see you.” The monk said, “I will go and greet him.” Shan welcomed the son of the army officer with respect. After the army officer’s son had departed Qui Jun asked Shan the reason for his double-faced behaviour. “Why is it that you greeted the army officer’s son so respectfully, yet behaved so arrogantly towards me?” Shan the Monk had a quick reply: “Please don’t get me wrong. For me greeting meansnot greeting and not greeting means greeting.” Qui Jun understood the monk’s mischief and hit him hard on his head with his stick. “According to your logic, beating you means not beating and not beating you means beating. Therefore, I have to give you a beating,” said Qui Jun. Shan immediately realised the folly of his actions and started showing respect to everyone he met, irrespective of their status. lily
June 19, 2010

Sore Hiney Blues

This is the official song of the slow pokes of the world. It’s called the Sore Hiney Blues: When the road is feeling rocky And you know you’ve paid your dues When your knees are feeling knocky You’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby You know you’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues The SAGS, they got pretzels And Watermelons too, But when my hineys hurting They say, WE CAN’T HELP YOU! The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby You know you’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues Last night at the hotel While Red Eye drank the booze Johnny grabbed the jelly He’s got the Sore Hiney Blues The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby You know you’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues Each day that we’re peddling The ride is in the news Krystal she be writing Bout the Sore Hiney Blues The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby You know you’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues John Frame’s got my suitcase Kathy’s got my dues Mike Quinn’s got my beer I got the Sore Hiney Blues! The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby You know you’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues Two hundred riders That ain’t just a few We’re standing all the way home With the Sore Hiney Blues The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby You know you’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues My chain is slippin My tires are leaking air My hineys really hurtin Are we there? Are we there? The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby You know you’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues The ride is almost over Don’t need no stinking Cues But Tommy Imbrigotta’s Got the Sore Hiney Blues The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby You know you’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues 100 miles is easy 250 gets you sore 500 leaves you begging My poor hiney can’t take no more! I guess you can make up your own tune to it, since I didn’t see one with it. I think it’s about riding motorcycles, but I don’t know lol. One thing I do know, I can give you a sore hiney without making you ride a Harley for 1000 miles. Sue 1-888-430-2010 The Sore Hiney Blues Mamma, The Sore Hiney Blues Baby You know you’ve got the Sore Hiney Blues
June 13, 2010

Cameron's Space Spanking

On our journey to Jupiter, Cameron was being a very naughty boy. Begining with urging all his friends, Alf, Big Bird, and Ernie to continiously shout out “Are we there yet!” So I had no other choice but to give him a spanking in front of all the Mommies aboard. He was placed over my knee as I sat in the control room and spanked his little bottom till he learned his lesson. The very first Space Spanking. Then of course he needed a diaper change so luckily the ship has a fully decked out nursery aboard loaded with Bambino diapers. I changed his diaper and placed him in the play pen next to the window so he could watch as we circled around Jupiter preparing to land. Cameron is making history with us Mommies here at phone a mommy on our journeys in the UFO provided by Cameron, come and join us in our adventures Abies in Space! Dont forget to Phone a Mommy! Sara 1 888 430 2010
January 4, 2010

Punishment of the Day

Penelope and Verde are the biggest dimwits of my class. Always pushing the limit with me, thinking they will get away with it. Ha their little pea brains cant pull off any stunt without getting them caught. So to keep up with their dirty deeds, I am needing to up the anti on their punishments. One thing I know they hate the most and thats being humiliated in front of the entire class. Spankings from the Principal just aren’t getting results anymore. I think spankings in front of the whole class with their little panties pulled down to their knees might be next on the agenda. Mizz. Rebecca 1 888 430 2010
June 17, 2009

Why can’t you behave!

Why can’t you behave! Why must you always get into trouble! You wake up in the morning with your diaper soaking wet. You color on the walls. You take all the toilet paper off the roll and string it all over the house! Why must you be so bad? CousinJenna is going to teach you a lesson! Widdle bitty babby is going to stay in that wet diaper, wash the walls and re-roll the toilet paper. Then the bad baby is going to stand in the corner showing everyone his soaking wet diaper while my friends and I sit around and watch a movie and ignore the sissy baby! If you dare cry, I’ll give you a harsh spanking and you’ll really cry then! CousinJenna 1-888-430-2010
April 4, 2009

~*~Pick Your Poison~*~

Do you remember in the old days, when you would have to go out back and pick out a switch to be used on you when you were naughty? Well, Mommy Gina still believes in that. But instead of a switch, you will have to pick the instrument that will be used to punish you. I have a wide assortment for all you naughty little ones to choose from. Now Mommy Gina doesn’t want to spank you, but you must learn to behave and do as you’re told! So call me, tell me all those naughty little things that you have done, then pick your poison! Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
January 29, 2009

Bad Baby

Did Mommy’s bad baby upset TinkerBell? You must have upset her. Look at her she is mad about something. Did Mommy’s bad baby get into Mommy’s pantie drawer again? It is time for bad baby to get spankings from Mommy. Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
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