January 17, 2014

Take Your Medicine

Ya know, sometimes I have an ABie that just doesn’t want to listen and do as they are told.  They whine or do naughty things or have themselves a little temper tantrum.  This I simply won’t put up with.   Of course this lands them over my knee for a swift and harsh spanking.  But that’s not all – oh noooo.  Afterwards it’s time for them to take their medicine: a very large dose of castor oil.  Then I just sit back and watch the “medicine” do its work.  I watch as their little tummies start grumbling and cramping.  Their cute little faces start to contort as the cramping progresses until finally their bowels let loose.  And as they fill their thick diapers to their capacity, I inform them that they will have to sit in their very full diaper for the rest of the afternoon and think about how very naughty they have been (which of course lands them with a very sore rash)!  This will also act as a deterrent for future naughty behavior, for all I have to do is ask if I have to get the “medicine”, and they seem to straighten right up, hehe.   So tell me, have you taken your medicine lately??   Mommy Gina 1.888.430.2010
November 23, 2012

Enema for the Holidays

Did everyone enjoy their Thanksgiving!  I hope so.  Sometimes I have a very…unusual thought process.  Take for example this: as I was stuffing the thanksgiving bird, I was wondering – what if instead of stuffing a turkey, I was stuffing another type of white meat, hehe?  I would have buttered and oiled my little apprehensive morsel (namely you 😉 ).  And of course, I would have had to clean out the inner cavity and bowels properly, which means a very strong and effective enema.  I would tuck your knees under you, your bottom poised up and primed to be filled with the warm, soapy solution, or perhaps a natural enema recipe would better suit my needs (a “brown cow” – warmed milk and molasses enema is a very strong but natural one). After the enema did its job and clean your out thoroughly, then the stuffing process can begin – so many choices here, heeheehee!  Should I go with a traditional carrot/celery/onion mirepoix, or perhaps I should stretch you wide open and stuff you with a bread stuffing?  Perhaps something a little more…naughty ;). Oh my imagination just goes wild with possibilities – care to find out how wild? Just give me a jingle and hear for yourself. Mommy Gina 1.888.430.2010