May 12, 2013

Special Candy

Uh-oh. You got into the candy drawer, didn’t you? I don’t know how many times I’ve told you to keep your hands out of there or there would be consequences. Well I had to do something didn’t I, otherwise you’d never learn your lesson. So were they good? The chocolates I mean. Let’s take a look at the damage, hmm. Ohhh hehehehe, you ate all of them. Every last one. Do you know how many there were? Thirty. That’s how many came in the box. See, 30 count. Have a look yourself. Hehehehe, what’s that look on your face for? You thought those were just plain old chocolates hmm? No, no, no, those were special lesson learning chocolates haha. Haven’t you ever had a chocolate flavored laxative before? You seem to have a taste for them now. And you know what the beauty of this is? Two birds with one stone. See, I don’t think you’ll be putting your fingers in the candy drawer anymore – and unless you want to be messing all over the place for the next 12 hours, I think you’re probably getting over your aversion to diapers right about now. And you better make it quick, with the amount of laxatives you just had, I’d say you have only minutes before you start filling your pants. Betty 888-430-2010  
December 22, 2012

Disobeying Mommy

You were very naughty at Christmas party last week!  I saw you trying to sneak a sip from Mommy’s cocktail – even after I told you that it was a no-no.  Didn’t I tell you that it was a grown up drink? That it was not for adult babies like you?  But you wanted to be like all the Mommies and Daddies and be a big boy, didn’t you!  Well, you want something to drink do you? Fine, mommy will feed you something special in your sippy cup.  Something that will make your tummy grumble and your insides knot up with cramps; something that will have you doubled over and send your tummy into convulsions. And just when you think you can not take the cramps anymore, it will happen…the uncontrollable urge to go poopy in your diapy – lots and lots of poopy.  The waves and waves of spasms will over whelm you as you fill your diaper past capacity.   With you tear stain cheeks you will look to me for comfort, but I will offer none.  I only offer you these words of wisdom – “perhaps next time you will think twice when thinking of disobeying Mommy!” Hope everyone had a good holiday!!! (heeheeheehee) Maggie 1.888.430.2010