Uh-oh. You got into the candy drawer, didn’t you? I don’t know how many times I’ve told you to keep your hands out of there or there would be consequences. Well I had to do something didn’t I, otherwise you’d never learn your lesson.
So were they good? The chocolates I mean. Let’s take a look at the damage, hmm. Ohhh hehehehe, you ate all of them. Every last one. Do you know how many there were? Thirty. That’s how many came in the box. See, 30 count. Have a look yourself. Hehehehe, what’s that look on your face for? You thought those were just plain old chocolates hmm? No, no, no, those were special lesson learning chocolates haha. Haven’t you ever had a chocolate flavored laxative before? You seem to have a taste for them now.
And you know what the beauty of this is? Two birds with one stone. See, I don’t think you’ll be putting your fingers in the candy drawer anymore – and unless you want to be messing all over the place for the next 12 hours, I think you’re probably getting over your aversion to diapers right about now. And you better make it quick, with the amount of laxatives you just had, I’d say you have only minutes before you start filling your pants.
