Listen, I know you never expected Mom to ask me to babysit you, but she did. I'm not thrilled about it either because I'm supposed to be having a slumber party girl's night. My friends are still coming over too, so deal with it. Just look at it this way there will be more girls around to change your diaper. You will be wearing your diapers, because Mom said you keep wetting your bed and wetting your pants. I'm not going to clean all of that up so as soon as she leaves I'm sticking you in diapers.