Happy HolidayNovember 20, 2012
Mommy wears diapers tooNovember 25, 2012
Did everyone enjoy their Thanksgiving!Â I hope so.Â Sometimes I have a veryâ€¦unusual thought process.Â Take for example this: as I was stuffing the thanksgiving bird, I was wondering â€“ what if instead of stuffing a turkey, I was stuffing another type of white meat, hehe?Â I would have buttered and oiled my little apprehensive morsel (namely you 😉 ).Â And of course, I would have had to clean out the inner cavity and bowels properly, which means a very strong and effective enema.Â I would tuck your knees under you, your bottom poised up and primed to be filled with the warm, soapy solution, or perhaps a natural enema recipe would better suit my needs (a â€œbrown cowâ€ â€“ warmed milk and molasses enema is a very strong but natural one).
After the enema did its job and clean your out thoroughly, then the stuffing process can begin â€“ so many choices here, heeheehee!Â Should I go with a traditional carrot/celery/onion mirepoix, or perhaps I should stretch you wide open and stuff you with a bread stuffing?Â Perhaps something a little moreâ€¦naughty ;).
Oh my imagination just goes wild with possibilities â€“ care to find out how wild? Just give me a jingle and hear for yourself.