For all mt ABDL friends and diaper lovers: Mom made beans for dinner, I know I ate ’em all Said, “Come get your coat on, goin’ to the mall.” Gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee But all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese. Waiting there for Santa, thought that I’d explode The gas bubble grew bigger with every ho-ho-ho Tried my best to hide it, thought I was doin’ swell But when I sat down on Santa’s lap, he hollered, “What’s that smell?” I farted on Santa’s lap Now Christmas is gonna stink for me I farted on Santa’s lap Now I’ll (raspberry fart) under my Christmas tree. I asked him for a baseball, I asked him for a bat I asked him for some ice skates, but I’ll get none of that. I asked him for a lot of things I’ll have to do without ‘Cause when I sat down on Santa’s lap, I let one slip out. I farted on Santa’s lap Now Christmas is gonna stink for me I farted on Santa’s lap Now I’ll (raspberry fart) under my Christmas tree. On Christmas Eve, I snuck out of my bed without a sound I went down to the living room just to take a look around It was then that I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree His arms were full of presents and they were all for me! He put them on a pile, got up to turn around And blew a fart with such great force, our tree almost came down! And so I’ll always cherish that special moment when I realize even Old Saint Nick whurps one now and then! I farted on Santa’s lap And Christmas didn’t stink for me I farted on Santa’s lap And Santa let one on my Christmas tree! Ok Babies lets Keep the tooting and farting to a minnimum this christmas lol. I hope all of you are enjoying the season and are surrounded with your Mommies and Daddies. Be good little ones its almost here 🙂 with hugs and kisses and little bites on your tooshy